HI MY NAME IS HANNY DOO AND IM A BIG FAT DOUCHE. I WORK AT PANERA AND IM GETTING MY DEGREE IN BUSINESS SO I CAN BE A MANAGER THERE. I LOVE CATS. SO MANY CATS. SUFFOLK UNIVERSITY DOESN’T LET ME HAVE CATS IN MY ROOM BUT I SECRETLY HAVE THEM HIDDEN IN MY DRAWERS AND MY MAIL BOX. I LOVE CHRIS SO MUCH I WISH I COULD CONFESS BUT STALKER-ESQUE LOVE TO HIM BUT I CAN’T WAHHHHH. I’M GOING TO THE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK CONCERT TONIGHT AND IM SO EXCITED. I HOPE HE SIGNS MY ARMS SO I CAN TATTOO HIS AUTOGRAPH. DEEEEERRRRRP DERRRRP. WHOOPS JUST DID A DOOKIE IN MY PANTS, GOTTA GO CHANGE NOW! BYE!